Fredags-sjov..."I wanta shit in my bed"

[Gio]

I wanta shit in my bed The Manager Y.M.C.A Hotel London Roma, 28. September. Dear Signore Direttore, Now I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at your hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella. "I wanta shit" They tella me: "Go to toilet" I say: "No, no I wanta shit in my bed." They say: "You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch." I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I gotta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast: "I wanta piss." She tella me: "go to toilet." I say: "No, no I wanta piss on my plate." She then say to me: "You'd bloddy wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch." That is the second person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", and why is your staff replying "go to toilet"? is that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me! Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress. "I wanta fock." And she tella me: "Sure, everyone wanta fock." I tella her: "No, no you don't understand me, I wanta fock on the table." She tella me: "So you sonna-wa-bitch want a fock on the table? - Get your ass out of here!" How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such bed manner? So I go to rezeptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: "Thank you, and piss on you." I say: "Piss on you, too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I now go back to Italy." Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch. Sincerely Dicci Elgré

[Guest Supermule]

For satan G...............

[claus]

I wanta shit in my bed The Manager Y.M.C.A Hotel London Roma, 28. September. Dear Signore Direttore, Now I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at your hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella. "I wanta shit" They tella me: "Go to toilet" I say: "No, no I wanta shit in my bed." They say: "You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch." I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I gotta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast: "I wanta piss." She tella me: "go to toilet." I say: "No, no I wanta piss on my plate." She then say to me: "You'd bloddy wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch." That is the second person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", and why is your staff replying "go to toilet"? is that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me! Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress. "I wanta fock." And she tella me: "Sure, everyone wanta fock." I tella her: "No, no you don't understand me, I wanta fock on the table." She tella me: "So you sonna-wa-bitch want a fock on the table? - Get your ass out of here!" How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such bed manner? So I go to rezeptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: "Thank you, and piss on you." I say: "Piss on you, too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I now go back to Italy." Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch. Sincerely Dicci Elgré

Der er rent faktisk lavet en totalt griner sang, med nøjagtig den tekst....

[Gio]

Der er rent faktisk lavet en totalt griner sang' date=' med nøjagtig den tekst....[/quote']Det er lidt en gammel klassiker, som jeg er stødt på igennem flere år...og idag dukkede den, endnu engang, op på min mail - og *puf* sunddebatfredags-haha-indlæg...for de som al´så ikke kendte den i forvejen